Cousin: "Whats 6 x 9?"
I: "54"
Cousin: "Whats 7 x 9?"
I: "63"
Cousin: "Whats 6 x 6?"
I: "36"
Cousin: "Whats 12 x 6?"
I: "73"
Cousin: "Whats 9 x 12?"
I: "108"
Cousin: "Whats 3 x umm.... pi?"
I: "Three pi"

*cousin gets rice stuck up nose*